January 2012
334 posts
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
me : honey im home
.....
me : oh i forgot he's on tour
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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Watchnuclearsoandso:
thesecitylightsaredim:
awakenedsenses:
overreacti0n:
Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT. And sing along. No questions asked.
When the drama queen is upset →
Them:
Me:
When THIS scene comes on in The Lion King..
valerie-al:
EVERYBODY KNOWS
IT’S.
ABOUT.
TO GO.
DOWN!
“GET IT SIMBA!”
Watchitsjoshsaradpon:
ionesmiles:
seddieluv:
jamesbloodypotter:
mockingjaypatronus:
xm0rsmordre:
dayglopterodactyl:
p3n1s:
masturbation-is-illegal:
London learning how to drive
YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!!
THE PRNDL.
WOULD YOU LIKE AAMMM OR FMMMMM.
I was laughing so hard.
HAHAHAHA OH GOSH.
01/01/2012,12:01AM
heyfunniest:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
December 2011
253 posts
Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
Me:
Attractive Male:
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia lol
my mind is blown.
geeisthesex:
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
“Got caught running up a tab
Couldn’t drive home so I had to share a cab...”
– le maine
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
When you drive by tall buildings
most-awkward-moments:
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My friends with their guy problems.
For every guy of the week, they’re like,
“He hasn’t texted me in like FIVE MINUTES. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?”
And I’m just chillin’ on Tumblr like,
“My mental relationship with my favorite celebrity is going fucking fantastic.”
