March 2012
357 posts
Now think about it:
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how the hell does phineas put his shirt on
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Dentist: What’s your favorite subject? Me: hkjdhfnmddsh Dentist: That’s nice.
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And they lived happily ever after.
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vanitiess:
It really bothers me when people get to thinking that there is one idea of perfect and they get to bitching about how everybody has a warped view of what it is. Every single person has a different idea as to what perfect is. The media sucks. I’m a photography major and I have to work with…
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February 2012
329 posts
Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: Well maybe we could go swim the Marianas Trench together.
Friend: *walks away*
Me: What? It's actually quite a Simple Plan.
Me: OH CMON! fine, do you want to go to the homeless shelter? WE COULD FOSTER THE PEOPLE!
Watchdylanvisions:
I love this song. I hope you noticed to bolo tie.
:)
*a friends speech on my wedding day*
friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
